YOUR MOM IS SO FAT, SHE'S ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMELY!
FOREVER(II)
YOUR MOM IS SO DUMB, SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A MONEY REFUND!
FOREVER(II)
YOUR MOM IS SO FAT, IT TOOK TWO TRIPS TO HAUL ASS!
ELVIS PRESLEY
WHY DID THE SYSOP POST A JOKE?  BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ABORT IN HERE!
THE KING
